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【BMD-475】中出しお義母さんが教えてあげるBEST4時間

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【BMD-475】中出しお義母さんが教えてあげるBEST4時間 �


`Youcan'tthinkhowgladIamtoseeyouagain,youdearoldthing!'saidtheDuchess,asshetuckedherarmaffectionatelyintoAlice's,andtheywalkedofftogether.Alicewasverygladtofindherinsuchapleasanttemper,andthoughttoherselfthatperhapsitwasonlythepepperthathadmadehersosavagewhentheymetinthekitchen.`WhenI'MaDuchess,'shesaidtoherself,(notinaveryhopefultonethough),`Iwon'thaveanypepperinmykitchenATALL.Soupdoesverywellwithout--Maybeit'salwayspepperthatmakespeoplehot-tempered,'shewenton,verymuchpleasedathavingfoundoutanewkindofrule,`andvinegarthatmakesthemsour--andcamomilethatmakesthembitter--and--andbarley-sugarandsuchthingsthatmakechildrensweet-tempered.Ionlywishpeopleknewthat:thentheywouldn'tbesostingyaboutit,youknow--'ShehadquiteforgottentheDuchessbythistime,andwasalittlestartledwhensheheardhervoiceclosetoherear.`You'rethinkingaboutsomething,mydear,andthatmakesyouforgettotalk.Ican'ttellyoujustnowwhatthemoralofthatis,butIshallrememberitinabit.'`Perhapsithasn'tone,'Aliceventuredtoremark.`Tut,tut,child!'saidtheDuchess.`Everything'sgotamoral,ifonlyyoucanfindit.'AndshesqueezedherselfupclosertoAlice'ssideasshespoke.Alicedidnotmuchlikekeepingsoclosetoher:first,becausetheDuchesswasVERYugly;andsecondly,becauseshewasexactlytherightheighttorestherchinuponAlice'sshoulder,anditwasanuncomfortablysharpchin.However,shedidnotliketoberude,sosheboreitaswellasshecould.`Thegame'sgoingonratherbetternow,'shesaid,bywayofkeepinguptheconversationalittle.`'Tisso,'saidtheDuchess:`andthemoralofthatis--"Oh,'tislove,'tislove,thatmakestheworldgoround!"'`Somebodysaid,'Alicewhispered,`thatit'sdonebyeverybodymindingtheirownbusiness!'`Ah,well!Itmeansmuchthesamething,'saidtheDuchess,digginghersharplittlechinintoAlice'sshoulderassheadded,`andthemoralofTHATis--"Takecareofthesense,andthesoundswilltakecareofthemselves."'`Howfondsheisoffindingmoralsinthings!'Alicethoughttoherself.`Idaresayyou'rewonderingwhyIdon'tputmyarmroundyourwaist,'theDuchesssaidafterapause:`thereasonis,thatI'mdoubtfulaboutthetemperofyourflamingo.ShallItrytheexperiment?'`HEmightbite,'Alicecautiouslyreplied,notfeelingatallanxioustohavetheexperimenttried.`Verytrue,'saidtheDuchess:`flamingoesandmustardbothbite.Andthemoralofthatis--"Birdsofafeatherflocktogether."'`Onlymustardisn'tabird,'Aliceremarked.`Right,asusual,'saidtheDuchess:`whataclearwayyouhaveofputtingthings!'`It'samineral,ITHINK,'saidAlice.`Ofcourseitis,'saidtheDuchess,whoseemedreadytoagreetoeverythingthatAlicesaid;`there'salargemustard-minenearhere.Andthemoralofthatis--"Themorethereisofmine,thelessthereisofyours."'`Oh,Iknow!'exclaimedAlice,whohadnotattendedtothislastremark,`it'savegetable.Itdoesn'tlooklikeone,butitis.'`Iquiteagreewithyou,'saidtheDuchess;`andthemoralofthatis--"Bewhatyouwouldseemtobe"--orifyou'dlikeitputmoresimply--"Neverimagineyourselfnottobeotherwisethanwhatitmightappeartoothersthatwhatyouwereormighthavebeenwasnototherwisethanwhatyouhadbeenwouldhaveappearedtothemtobeotherwise."'`IthinkIshouldunderstandthatbetter,'Alicesaidverypolitely,`ifIhaditwrittendown:butIcan'tquitefollowitasyousayit.'`That'snothingtowhatIcouldsayifIchose,'theDuchessreplied,inapleasedtone.`Praydon'ttroubleyourselftosayitanylongerthanthat,'saidAlice.`Oh,don'ttalkabouttrouble!'saidtheDuchess.`ImakeyouapresentofeverythingI'vesaidasyet.'`Acheapsortofpresent!'thoughtAlice.`I'mgladtheydon'tgivebirthdaypresentslikethat!'Butshedidnotventuretosayitoutloud.`Thinkingagain?'theDuchessasked,withanotherdigofhersharplittlechin.`I'vearighttothink,'saidAlicesharply,forshewasbeginningtofeelalittleworried.`Justaboutasmuchright,'saidtheDuchess,`aspigshavetofly;andthem--'Buthere,toAlice'sgreatsurprise,theDuchess'svoicediedaway,eveninthemiddleofherfavouriteword`moral,'andthearmthatwaslinkedintohersbegantotremble.Alicelookedup,andtherestoodtheQueeninfrontofthem,withherarmsfolded,frowninglikeathunderstorm.`Afineday,yourMajesty!'theDuchessbeganinalow,weakvoice.`Now,Igiveyoufairwarning,'shoutedtheQueen,stampingonthegroundasshespoke;`eitheryouoryourheadmustbeoff,andthatinabouthalfnotime!Takeyourchoice!'TheDuchesstookherchoice,andwasgoneinamoment.`Let'sgoonwiththegame,'theQueensaidtoAlice;andAlicewastoomuchfrightenedtosayaword,butslowlyfollowedherbacktothecroquet-ground.TheotherguestshadtakenadvantageoftheQueen'sabsence,andwererestingintheshade:however,themomenttheysawher,theyhurriedbacktothegame,theQueenmerelyremarkingthatamoment'sdelaywouldcostthemtheirlives.AllthetimetheywereplayingtheQueenneverleftoffquarrellingwiththeotherplayers,andshouting`Offwithhishead!'or`Offwithherhead!'Thosewhomshesentencedweretakenintocustodybythesoldiers,whoofcoursehadtoleaveoffbeingarchestodothis,sothatbytheendofhalfanhourorsotherewerenoarchesleft,andalltheplayers,excepttheKing,theQueen,andAlice,wereincustodyandundersentenceofexecution.ThentheQueenleftoff,quiteoutofbreath,andsaidtoAlice,`HaveyouseentheMockTurtleyet?'`No,'saidAlice.`Idon'tevenknowwhataMockTurtleis.'`It'sthethingMockTurtleSoupismadefrom,'saidtheQueen.`Ineversawone,orheardofone,'saidAlice.`Comeon,then,'saidtheQueen,`andheshalltellyouhishistory,'Astheywalkedofftogether,AliceheardtheKingsayinalowvoice,tothecompanygenerally,`Youareallpardoned.'`Come,THAT'Sagoodthing!'shesaidtoherself,forshehadfeltquiteunhappyatthenumberofexecutionstheQueenhadordered.TheyverysooncameuponaGryphon,lyingfastasleepinthesun.(IFyoudon'tknowwhataGryphonis,lookatthepicture.)`Up,lazything!'saidtheQueen,`andtakethisyoungladytoseetheMockTurtle,andtohearhishistory.ImustgobackandseeaftersomeexecutionsIhaveordered';andshewalkedoff,leavingAlicealonewiththeGryphon.Alicedidnotquitelikethelookofthecreature,butonthewholeshethoughtitwouldbequiteassafetostaywithitastogoafterthatsavageQueen:soshewaited.TheGryphonsatupandrubbeditseyes:thenitwatchedtheQueentillshewasoutofsight:thenitchuckled.`Whatfun!'saidtheGryphon,halftoitself,halftoAlice.`WhatISthefun?'saidAlice.`Why,SHE,'saidtheGryphon.`It'sallherfancy,that:theyneverexecutesnobody,youknow.Comeon!'`Everybodysays"comeon!"here,'thoughtAlice,asshewentslowlyafterit:`Ineverwassoorderedaboutinallmylife,never!'TheyhadnotgonefarbeforetheysawtheMockTurtleinthedistance,sittingsadandlonelyonalittleledgeofrock,and,astheycamenearer,Alicecouldhearhimsighingasifhisheartwouldbreak.Shepitiedhimdeeply.`Whatishissorrow?'sheaskedtheGryphon,andtheGryphonanswered,verynearlyinthesamewordsasbefore,`It'sallhisfancy,that:hehasn'tgotnosorrow,youknow.Comeon!'SotheywentuptotheMockTurtle,wholookedatthemwithlargeeyesfulloftears,butsaidnothing.`Thishereyounglady,'saidtheGryphon,`shewantsfortoknowyourhistory,shedo.'`I'lltellither,'saidtheMockTurtleinadeep,hollowtone:`sitdown,bothofyou,anddon'tspeakawordtillI'vefinished.'Sotheysatdown,andnobodyspokeforsomeminutes.Alicethoughttoherself,`Idon'tseehowhecanEVENfinish,ifhedoesn'tbegin.'Butshewaitedpatiently.`Once,'saidtheMockTurtleatlast,withadeepsigh,`IwasarealTurtle.'Thesewordswerefollowedbyaverylongsilence,brokenonlybyanoccasionalexclamationof`Hjckrrh!'fromtheGryphon,andtheconstantheavysobbingoftheMockTurtle.Alicewasverynearlygettingupandsaying,`Thankyou,sir,foryourinterestingstory,'butshecouldnothelpthinkingthereMUSTbemoretocome,soshesatstillandsaidnothing.`Whenwewerelittle,'theMockTurtlewentonatlast,morecalmly,thoughstillsobbingalittlenowandthen,`wewenttoschoolinthesea.ThemasterwasanoldTurtle--weusedtocallhimTortoise--'`WhydidyoucallhimTortoise,ifhewasn'tone?'Aliceasked.`WecalledhimTortoisebecausehetaughtus,'saidtheMockTurtleangrily:`reallyyouareverydull!'`Yououghttobeashamedofyourselfforaskingsuchasimplequestion,'addedtheGryphon;andthentheybothsatsilentandlookedatpoorAlice,whofeltreadytosinkintotheearth.AtlasttheGryphonsaidtotheMockTurtle,`Driveon,oldfellow!Don'tbealldayaboutit!'andhewentoninthesewords:`Yes,wewenttoschoolinthesea,thoughyoumayn'tbelieveit--'`IneversaidIdidn't!'interruptedAlice.`Youdid,'saidtheMockTurtle.`Holdyourtongue!'addedtheGryphon,beforeAlicecouldspeakagain.TheMockTurtlewenton.`Wehadthebestofeducations--infact,wewenttoschooleveryday--'`I'VEbeentoaday-school,too,'saidAlice;`youneedn'tbesoproudasallthat.'`Withextras?'askedtheMockTurtlealittleanxiously.`Yes,'saidAlice,`welearnedFrenchandmusic.'`Andwashing?'saidtheMockTurtle.`Certainlynot!'saidAliceindignantly.`Ah!thenyourswasn'tareallygoodschool,'saidtheMockTurtleinatoneofgreatrelief.`NowatOURStheyhadattheendofthebill,"French,music,ANDWASHING--extra."'`Youcouldn'thavewanteditmuch,'saidAlice;`livingatthebottomofthesea.'`Icouldn'taffordtolearnit.'saidtheMockTurtlewithasigh.`Ionlytooktheregularcourse.'`Whatwasthat?'inquiredAlice.`ReelingandWrithing,ofcourse,tobeginwith,'theMockTurtlereplied;`andthenthedifferentbranchesofArithmetic--Ambition,Distraction,Uglification,andDerision.'`Ineverheardof"Uglification,"'Aliceventuredtosay.`Whatisit?'TheGryphonliftedupbothitspawsinsurprise.`What!Neverheardofuglifying!'itexclaimed.`Youknowwhattobeautifyis,Isuppose?'`Yes,'saidAlicedoubtfully:`itmeans--to--make--anything--prettier.'`Well,then,'theGryphonwenton,`ifyoudon'tknowwhattouglifyis,youAREasimpleton.'Alicedidnotfeelencouragedtoaskanymorequestionsaboutit,sosheturnedtotheMockTurtle,andsaid`Whatelsehadyoutolearn?'`Well,therewasMystery,'theMockTurtlereplied,countingoffthesubjectsonhisflappers,`--Mystery,ancientandmodern,withSeaography:thenDrawling--theDrawling-masterwasanoldconger-eel,thatusedtocomeonceaweek:HEtaughtusDrawling,Stretching,andFaintinginCoils.'`WhatwasTHATlike?'saidAlice.`Well,Ican'tshowityoumyself,'theMockTurtlesaid:`I'mtoostiff.AndtheGryphonneverlearntit.'`Hadn'ttime,'saidtheGryphon:`IwenttotheClassicsmaster,though.Hewasanoldcrab,HEwas.'`Ineverwenttohim,'theMockTurtlesaidwithasigh:`hetaughtLaughingandGrief,theyusedtosay.'`Sohedid,sohedid,'saidtheGryphon,sighinginhisturn;andbothcreatureshidtheirfacesintheirpaws.`Andhowmanyhoursadaydidyoudolessons?'saidAlice,inahurrytochangethesubject.`Tenhoursthefirstday,'saidtheMockTurtle:`ninethenext,andsoon.'`Whatacuriousplan!'exclaimedAlice.`That'sthereasonthey'recalledlessons,'theGryphonremarked:`becausetheylessenfromdaytoday.'ThiswasquiteanewideatoAlice,andshethoughtitoveralittlebeforeshemadehernextremark.`Thentheeleventhdaymusthavebeenaholiday?'`Ofcourseitwas,'saidtheMockTurtle.`Andhowdidyoumanageonthetwelfth?'Alicewentoneagerly.`That'senoughaboutlessons,'theGryphoninterruptedinaverydecidedtone:`tellhersomethingaboutthegamesnow.'

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Twinkle,twinkle--"'HeretheDormouseshookitself,andbegansinginginitssleep`Twinkle,twinkle,twinkle,twinkle--'andwentonsolongthattheyhadtopinchittomakeitstop.`Well,I'dhardlyfinishedthefirstverse,'saidtheHatter,`whentheQueenjumpedupandbawledout,"He'smurderingthetime!Offwithhishead!"'`Howdreadfullysavage!'exclaimedAlice.`Andeversincethat,'theHatterwentoninamournfultone,`hewon'tdoathingIask!It'salwayssixo'clocknow.'AbrightideacameintoAlice'shead.`Isthatthereasonsomanytea-thingsareputouthere?'sheasked.`Yes,that'sit,'saidtheHatterwithasigh:`it'salwaystea-time,andwe'venotimetowashthethingsbetweenwhiles.'`Thenyoukeepmovinground,Isuppose?'saidAlice.`Exactlyso,'saidtheHatter:`asthethingsgetusedup.'`Butwhathappenswhenyoucometothebeginningagain?'Aliceventuredtoask.`Supposewechangethesubject,'theMarchHareinterrupted,yawning.`I'mgettingtiredofthis.Ivotetheyoungladytellsusastory.'`I'mafraidIdon'tknowone,'saidAlice,ratheralarmedattheproposal.`ThentheDormouseshall!'theybothcried.`Wakeup,Dormouse!'Andtheypincheditonbothsidesatonce.TheDormouseslowlyopenedhiseyes.`Iwasn'tasleep,'hesaidinahoarse,feeblevoice:`Iheardeverywordyoufellowsweresaying.'`Tellusastory!'saidtheMarchHare.`Yes,pleasedo!'pleadedAlice.`Andbequickaboutit,'addedtheHatter,`oryou'llbeasleepagainbeforeit'sdone.'`Onceuponatimetherewerethreelittlesisters,'theDormousebeganinagreathurry;`andtheirnameswereElsie,Lacie,andTillie;andtheylivedatthebottomofawell--'`Whatdidtheyliveon?'saidAlice,whoalwaystookagreatinterestinquestionsofeatinganddrinking.`Theylivedontreacle,'saidtheDormouse,afterthinkingaminuteortwo.`Theycouldn'thavedonethat,youknow,'Alicegentlyremarked;`they'dhavebeenill.'`Sotheywere,'saidtheDormouse;`VERYill.'Alicetriedtofancytoherselfwhatsuchanextraordinarywaysoflivingwouldbelike,butitpuzzledhertoomuch,soshewenton:`Butwhydidtheyliveatthebottomofawell?'`Takesomemoretea,'theMarchHaresaidtoAlice,veryearnestly.`I'vehadnothingyet,'Alicerepliedinanoffendedtone,`soIcan'ttakemore.'`Youmeanyoucan'ttakeLESS,'saidtheHatter:`it'sveryeasytotakeMOREthannothing.'`NobodyaskedYOURopinion,'saidAlice.`Who'smakingpersonalremarksnow?'theHatteraskedtriumphantly.Alicedidnotquiteknowwhattosaytothis:soshehelpedherselftosometeaandbread-and-butter,andthenturnedtotheDormouse,andrepeatedherquestion.`Whydidtheyliveatthebottomofawell?'TheDormouseagaintookaminuteortwotothinkaboutit,andthensaid,`Itwasatreacle-well.'`There'snosuchthing!'Alicewasbeginningveryangrily,buttheHatterandtheMarchHarewent`Sh!sh!'andtheDormousesulkilyremarked,`Ifyoucan'tbecivil,you'dbetterfinishthestoryforyourself.'`No,pleasegoon!'Alicesaidveryhumbly;`Iwon'tinterruptagain.IdaresaytheremaybeONE.'`One,indeed!'saidtheDormouseindignantly.However,heconsentedtogoon.`Andsothesethreelittlesisters--theywerelearningtodraw,youknow--'`Whatdidtheydraw?'saidAlice,quiteforgettingherpromise.`Treacle,'saidtheDormouse,withoutconsideringatallthistime.`Iwantacleancup,'interruptedtheHatter:`let'sallmoveoneplaceon.'Hemovedonashespoke,andtheDormousefollowedhim:theMarchHaremovedintotheDormouse'splace,andAliceratherunwillinglytooktheplaceoftheMarchHare.TheHatterwastheonlyonewhogotanyadvantagefromthechange:andAlicewasagooddealworseoffthanbefore,astheMarchHarehadjustupsetthemilk-jugintohisplate.AlicedidnotwishtooffendtheDormouseagain,soshebeganverycautiously:`ButIdon'tunderstand.Wheredidtheydrawthetreaclefrom?'`Youcandrawwateroutofawater-well,'saidtheHatter;`soIshouldthinkyoucoulddrawtreacleoutofatreacle-well--eh,stupid?'`ButtheywereINthewell,'AlicesaidtotheDormouse,notchoosingtonoticethislastremark.`Ofcoursetheywere',saidtheDormouse;`--wellin.'ThisanswersoconfusedpoorAlice,thatshelettheDormousegoonforsometimewithoutinterruptingit.`Theywerelearningtodraw,'theDormousewenton,yawningandrubbingitseyes,foritwasgettingverysleepy;`andtheydrewallmannerofthings--everythingthatbeginswithanM--'`WhywithanM?'saidAlice.`Whynot?'saidtheMarchHare.Alicewassilent.TheDormousehadcloseditseyesbythistime,andwasgoingoffintoadoze;but,onbeingpinchedbytheHatter,itwokeupagainwithalittleshriek,andwenton:`--thatbeginswithanM,suchasmouse-traps,andthemoon,andmemory,andmuchness--youknowyousaythingsare"muchofamuchness"--didyoueverseesuchathingasadrawingofamuchness?'`Really,nowyouaskme,'saidAlice,verymuchconfused,`Idon'tthink--'`Thenyoushouldn'ttalk,'saidtheHatter.ThispieceofrudenesswasmorethanAlicecouldbear:shegotupingreatdisgust,andwalkedoff;theDormousefellasleepinstantly,andneitheroftheotherstooktheleastnoticeofhergoing,thoughshelookedbackonceortwice,halfhopingthattheywouldcallafterher:thelasttimeshesawthem,theyweretryingtoputtheDormouseintotheteapot.`AtanyrateI'llnevergoTHEREagain!'saidAliceasshepickedherwaythroughthewood.`It'sthestupidesttea-partyIeverwasatinallmylife!'Justasshesaidthis,shenoticedthatoneofthetreeshadadoorleadingrightintoit.`That'sverycurious!'shethought.`Buteverything'scurioustoday.IthinkImayaswellgoinatonce.'Andinshewent.Oncemoreshefoundherselfinthelonghall,andclosetothelittleglasstable.`Now,I'llmanagebetterthistime,'shesaidtoherself,andbeganbytakingthelittlegoldenkey,andunlockingthedoorthatledintothegarden.Thenshewenttoworknibblingatthemushroom(shehadkeptapieceofitinherpocket)tillshewasaboutafoothigh:thenshewalkeddownthelittlepassage:andTHEN--shefoundherselfatlastinthebeautifulgarden,amongthebrightflower-bedsandthecoolfountains.

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